Tuesday, April 26, 2011

On The Lighter Side

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in
the mine early each morning. As always,
Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached she would prepare
their lunch and carry it to the mine. 

One day as she arrived at the mine with
the lunch she saw that there had been a
terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing
the worst, Snow White began calling out,
hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived. 

 'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone
hear me? Hello! 

For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?

Just as she was about to give up all hope, She heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing . . .....'Vote for Barack
Obama. Vote for Barack Obama! Snow White fell to her knees, crossed
herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you God!
At least Dopey is still alive!'



innominatus said...

Hee. One of those "sneaks up on ya" jokes. I like it.

The Born Again American said...

The truly sad part is that there are obviously millions who we could refer to as "Dopey"... If only it were a fairy tale...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work go, but we have to walk cause gas is too much for our little bit of dough.

Always On Watch said...

LOL. Good one.